Recent Conversations

A, T and G are so called best-friends.

A calls G from Australia.
A: What you doing ?
G: Talking to a girl.... can call back later ?
A: ...... Fuck you

A messages T to share some problems.
A: Skype ?
T: I'm going to audio with this girl back in Malaysia right now.
A: ......
T: Why, is it important ?
A: Who the hell is it ?
T: This pretty girl la
A: ...... Fuck you

Conclusion : the saying "bros before hoes" does not ever hold especially when your guy friends are horny assholes.

On a not so recent note, X calls Z
X: Wei, what you doing ?
Z: With my girlfriend, why ?
X: When you going to break up ?
Z: ......