Random Picture of the Day - #4

"Some make you ponder, others take your breath away and the rest just for laughs."

I want to pinch a penguin. Because they are so adorable.

The Love of My Life.

Five and a half years ago (November 2003), I met a girl at a camp in Lumut. I wanted to speak to her, but I did not as she was very attractive and many guys were always around her. So during this camp we never got the chance to speak to each other. For three years and a bit I kept this girl on my MSN contact and we never spoke. It was a twist of fate that made me first talk to her after so long regarding her display picture. Through chatting with her I found out that she was a very interesting person. One day, we agreed to meet up at a local shopping mall while she was working.

When the night which we agreed to meet came, I had some difficulty locating where she was working at. When I finally saw her, the first words I said to her in person was "I found you". These words would later become very appropriate words as little did I know this girl would soon become my girlfriend of 2 years. Much has happenned between and to us since then.

A-Levels Annual Ball 2007.


Sexy red and classy black.


I will allow everything to go by. So that only you and I will remain.


Right before I left for the Jamboree in UK, 2007.


Genting 2007.


New Years Day 2008.


A-Levels Annual Ball 2008.


You, my family and I. My grandma's 80th birthday 2008.


Pangkor Laut Resort 2008.


Brisbane 2009.


Gold Coast 2009.


Will be.... for now, forever.

I know I am 2 days late but I was not able to post this earlier. Happy second anniversary my beloved Kathryn.

"You and I are flawed and incomplete in our own way like puzzles. It is when our flaws and emptiness fit perfectly into each other that a perfect picture emerges."

Recent Conversations

A, T and G are so called best-friends.

A calls G from Australia.
A: What you doing ?
G: Talking to a girl.... can call back later ?
A: ...... Fuck you

A messages T to share some problems.
A: Skype ?
T: I'm going to audio with this girl back in Malaysia right now.
A: ......
T: Why, is it important ?
A: Who the hell is it ?
T: This pretty girl la
A: ...... Fuck you

Conclusion : the saying "bros before hoes" does not ever hold especially when your guy friends are horny assholes.

On a not so recent note, X calls Z
X: Wei, what you doing ?
Z: With my girlfriend, why ?
X: When you going to break up ?
Z: ......

Random Picture of the Day - #3

"Some make you ponder, others take your breath away and the rest just for laughs."

"Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic." Frank Herbert, in his novel Dune

A Night in Genting 2007

The guys and I decided that in August 2007 we would go up Genting to stay at Kenneth's place there and indulge ourselves in the 3 main pleasures of life which is drinking, eating and gambling.

We all gathered at Kenneth's place during the evening. The guys were all ranting about their lives as they all had a recent fallout with their other halves. I was laughing at their rants which I got scolded for. We all agreed that we would drive up in Kenneth's car so I all had to make sure everything was in his car as my so-called bestfriends are very "reliable".

1. 2 bottles Chivas Regal - checked
2. 1 bottle Absolute Rasberry - checked
3. Poker chips - checked
4. Radio - "Gary, you brought your radio ar ?" Checked.
5. Fan - "Wei Ken, your house got portable fan or not ?" "No...." "WTF, your house NO FAN ?? Someone go Gary's house take now."
6. Sleeping bags - checked

When everything was accounted for, Kenneth remembered he had to get his apartment key from his dad. So Kenneth and I drove out to meet his dad to get the keys. We arrived at his dad's office only to find the keys were in his glove compartment all along - 40 minutes wasted.

So finally, we began driving up Genting.

Tat Ren and I in the car.


Mr. Seah

So we finally arrived at Kenneth's place in Genting. Chucked all our things at the apartment and it was dinner time by then. So we headed down to the bak kut teh restaurant downstairs for our meal. During dinner they started their ranting again and again I couldn't help myself but laugh at them which I got told "Laugh what laugh har ? You go fight with your girlfriend now."

After dinner we went back to the apartment to start gambling and drinking. It was one of my first few times playing Texas Hold Em' Poker, so I kinda got bullied during the game.

We were over ambitious when drinking was concerned.


Mr. Chiam reading an interesting magazine from UK.


Mr. Yew's underwear. We stole it when he was in the toilet.

Until around 12pm, we decided to drive up to Genting Hotel to hangout and chill there. Walking around we remembered and talked about the numerous times that we were there before.

I have no idea what we were posing as.

Mr. Liew, Mr. Seah and Mr. Yew.

Soon after we returned to the apartment to resume gambling and drinking.

"Wei.... you calling or raising wan ?"

"You think funny is it. Call with a pair 2. FUCK. I got nothing."

"Tek Tek ah Tek Tek.... faster la...."

With an obviously drunk face and tone "You all drunk.... ah ? My gosh, damn WEAK la you all."

"Aiyooo..... my head feels like shit la. Cannot think.... Aiya, call la call la.... whatever la."

The 5 of us.

Soon all of us passed out due to an over intake of alcohol. Tat Ren and I slept on the only bed. Tat Ren built a barrier between us because he was afraid I would touch him. Half way sleeping I heard someone spewing in the toilet - apparently someone had too much to drink although he called everyone else weak.

A sleeping Tat Ren.

Lovebirds

The 4 of them after waking up.

We all woke up late the next day in the afternoon. We were starving but decided to have lunch back home. Unfortunately we couldn't leave immediately as none of us were feeling too well to drive due to last night's alcohol. So after the driver got a hold of himself and was in a reasonable condition to drive, we drove back home. We only got to KFC at 5pm for "lunch".

What's with all the black ?

With this, we had completed our annual tradition of going up Genting for whatever reasons. If you all do continue this tradition this year in 2009, I am afraid I would not be able to make it as I would not be home this year. I am sure you all will have great fun even without me, as we always do every year. Special thanks to Kenneth Liew for providing us with the accommodation.

Some Sex Jokes

Some sex jokes taken from http://www.fmylife.com/ so credits to them.

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML

Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she randomly asked me "does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked "does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

Today, I jokingly told my Mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's honey!" ... FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me 'baby.' FML

Today, I went to my girlfriend's sorority formal, we were both drunk. We went into the bathroom, she started to give me head. After about 30 seconds the song changes and she jumps up and goes out to dance, leaving me there. Door open. Penis out. It was the song she requested. FML


Credits also to my girlfriend who told me about the website in the first place.

A Night At Tat Ren's House

A fair bit of my high school and college life involves going over to my best friends' houses to watch movies & football matches, play poker & mah jong or just to chill and hangout.

The following event took place when I was in Form 5 or my first year in college, I cannot be sure. There was a big football game so all of us decided to watch it together at Tat Ren's house. As per usual during half time we would buy Brother John's Burger in Uptown (which has the best burgers in Malaysia by the way, do not even doubt me on this). So after stuffing ourselves with 2 or 3 burgers each, we had more or less the following conversation (as far as I remember):

Fool whose football team won: HAHA, we WON. What a good game. [insert other team name here] are such losers.
Fool whose football team lost: MCBKNN la. Your team was damn lucky ok. We should have won.
Etc etc went on when suddenly,

Fool #1: EYH TAT, you got webcam ar ?
Tat Ren: Yea, it's right there.
Fool #1: Damn cool la, how good is the picture and video quality ?
Tat Ren: Quite good la actually. Let me show you.

Tat Ren then turns on the webcam and
Fool #1,2,3 and 4: WHOA quite cool ar.... (Sounding like total idiots)
Fool #2: I KNOW ! Let's make a video with your webcam. A cool video.
Fool #3: OH MAI GAWD. I always wanted to make a video. Let's do it !
Fool #4: Ya ya ya good idea good idea.

So the following video was made by Fool #1,2,3,4 and 5 starring themselves.

Due to the fact that the people in this video want to remain anonymous, I shall not reveal their identities.

An Opportunity to Realize True Human Nature Presents Itself

Dear friends,

I write to you today to share with you an amazing story a friend sent to me 3 years ago, I have saved it in my e-mail since then. I am sure I have shared it with some of you. But I today I decided that I should share it again. I hope that it touches you the way that it did to me. If this story does move you, all I ask is that you share it with others as well. :)


An opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself.
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended.
After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:

"He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes, in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the following story:

Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, "Do you think they'll let me play?"
Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.

Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked if Shay could play, not expecting much. The boy looked around for guidance and a few boys nodded approval, why not? So he took matters into his own hands and said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning." Shay struggled over to the team's bench put on a team shirt with a broad smile and his father had a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart. The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted.

In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three. In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as his father waved to him from the stands. In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat. At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat.

Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible 'cause Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball. However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing the other team putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least be able to make contact. The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher. The game would now be over, but the pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.

Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the head of the first baseman, out of reach of all team mates. Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!" Never in his life had Shay ever ran that far but made it to first base. He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled. Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to second!" Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to second base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball, the smallest guy on their team, who had a chance to be the hero for his team for the first time. He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions and he too intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.

All were screaming, "Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay" Shay reached Third base, the opposing shortstop ran to help him and turned him in the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to third! Shay, run to third" As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams and those watching were on their feet were screaming, "Shay, run home!" Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the "grand slam" and won the game for his team."That day," said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, "The boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world." Shay didn't make it to another summer and died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making his father so happy and coming home and seeing his mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!


Credits to Ms Wai Kar Leng for sending me this e-mail 3 years ago.

Random Picture of the Day - #2

"Some make you ponder, others take your breath away and the rest just for laughs."

This happens when you're in a mall during infection day.

Random Picture of the Day - #1

My first random picture of the day. Some make you ponder, others take your breath away and the rest just for laughs.

Elements
Credits to Anda Bereczky

My Brothers, my Kakilang

In life, some people are lucky enough to find themselves 1 best friend to make their days fun, look out for them, take care of them when needed, make them laugh, cry with them and an extra house they can sleep in. I consider myself very lucky in this regard as I have 5 best friends (at least I consider them so). Let me start by telling you how I met each of them chronologically.

#1 Lionel Seah Yuan Jih
During the first day of school in Standard 1, Lionel and I were in the same class and took the same bus home. My mummy met Lionel's mother then too. So Lionel's mother asked me to make sure that Lionel is on the bus with me everyday.

Lionel and I in Genting Bak Kut Teh Restaurant.

#2 Chiam Tat Ren
Forgive me buddy, but I actually forgot how we met for the first time. I know I have known you since Standard 3. I was there for your Standard 5 and 6 birthdays. Do post these videos if you have them.

Tat Ren and I sat next to each other for 3 years in high school.

#3 Gary Yew Wei Ming
Gary and I first got acquainted back in Standard 6. I was at home enjoying a computer game when suddenly my house bell rang. I went out to find a friend and another person outside. This other person was wearing a white shirt but was half covered in mud. This other person said "I fell into the deep part of the river, can I borrow a shirt from you?" Since then Gary and I started to hangout.

Gary and I during Graduation Day.

#4 Chew Jien Hoong
In Form 1, I was a probationary prefect hopeful of becoming a full-fledge prefect. I was stationed at a particular spot during recess and I found that the person stationed at the same place I am was a tall, white looking fella. We introduced ourselves to each other and since then we became close friends.

Jien and I during Y.E. AGM 2005. I look darn young and this fella never changed one bit.

#5 Kenneth Liew Vui Khen
In Form 1 again, Jien introduced me to a friend of his from primary school during Moral Class (my class had Moral period with 1 Cempaka, Jien's class). He was a very tall and shy (back then la, now he damn gangsta already) chap. He told me his name was Kenneth.

Kenneth and I during his surprise birthday party in 2007.

It has been at least 7 years since I knew all of you. Indeed we have been through so much together. If I was to even tell about the highlights of our stories, it would be a very long story, so I would leave that for another day. So many things have changed since we first met. We used to look different, we used to be in the same school. Now 3 of you are in Adelaide, 2 of you are back home and I am in Canberra. Thank you for everything, I pray for you all everynight and I look forward to going to Vegas with you all in 2012.


"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that gives value to survival." C. S. Lewis