Monday, October 26, 2009

Fat Chicks Rock

Disclaimer: content not suitable for persons under the age of 16. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or undead, is purely coincidental.

"I was 17, and I met this huge, fat chick in Burger King. And by huge and fat, I mean fucking gigantic. This chick had to be at least 400 pounds. She had multiple chins, saggy arm fat and tits that just blended in with her huge gut. She stank like she hadn't washed for a few weeks. She was sitting there crying, so I decided to cheer her up.

Being somewhat of a chubby chaser, I went over and asked what was wrong - she was the same age as me, 17, and she said she was lonely. She just wouldn't stop crying no matter what I said, so I went and bought her a double bacon deluxe meal. She scarfed that shit down so fast... I've never seen anyone eat like that, except for Jabba with those greasy little frog things in Return of the Jedi. Anyway, I offered her a ride home, which she accepted, considering she could barely walk. She lifted her massive weight into my car and the suspension groaned and complained.
[16:57] Once we got back to her place, she invited me inside. She got out of the car and walked toward the door, and at that moment I was transfixed by the wobble of her ass - it was like a bathtub full of jello in the shape of a love heart. I got so hard that I put my hand in my pocket and started to stroke myself a little. By the time we got to the door she was all sweaty and out of breath. She noticed I was stroking my cock. She asked me if I could come inside and help her get into the shower.

I obliged.

We both stripped down and she hauled her gargantuan, flabby body into the shower. I helped her wash the stink and sweat off by holding up flaps of skin and spraying them with the hose attachment for the shower. She then took a hold of my raging boner, and put it into her cavernous belly button. She grabbed my ass and starting pumping me in and out, until I was ready to cum. She stopped, pulled me out, and then used her hands to part the massive flaps of fat that were hiding her VAGINA. She told me to stick it in. I did. It was like sticking a pin into a greasy, lard coated pizza. When I was in, she let go of the fat flaps, which came down onto my hips. It felt like my entire groin was being eaten by her fat. I came within the minute. I pulled myself out, covered in sweat, and a torrent of oily cum and stinking pussy juice gushed out. Best sex I've ever had.

Anonymous"

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Amazing Friend, Going to be Best Man

A: I got serious question to ask you.
T: Yea, sup ?
A: When I get married, will you be my best man ?
T: Wow. Awesome to know that you and Kathryn are doing that well. And of course I'll be your best man. My honour man haha.
A: Haha good to know buddy.

T you know who you are. I will hold you to that. 1 slot filled. Anymore takers ?

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Random Picture of the Day - #11

"Some make you ponder, others take your breath away and the rest just for laughs."

"I shall find a peaceful corner on this Earth. And I will build my house there and live peacefully."

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Happy Birthday My Dear

Happy 20th Birthday my dear Kathryn. I am sincerely sorry that I am not there for your birthday (again) due to our distances. I am also sorry that I would only be giving you a belated present in a month. Since I do not know what to buy for you, I bought a flight ticket up to see you in November.

Also I suppose the best present I can give you is that I will do my best to make you happy as long as I am around.

A heart K.


Happy Birthday. A Year older, laugh more and continue being the person I love.